The Salty Nerd Podcast

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April 12, 2024

Monkey Man (2024) & Your First "R" Rated Movie

The Salty Nerds welcome Blaine Andrews, the creator of the Criticless App, to talk about the Dev Patel "Indian John Wick" action movie, Monkey Man. The Nerds also talk about a lot of other stuff, like Adam Sandler movies, the...

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April 4, 2024

Godzilla x Kong, 3 Body Problem Spoilers, & True Hollywood Stories

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire released over Easter Weekend and destroyed the box office worse than Rio De Janeiro. In this episode the Nerds talk about the latest Monsterverse film Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, as well a...

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March 29, 2024

Road House (2024), Ghostbusters Frozen Empire, & Netflix's 3 Body Pro…

Hey Nerds! Come and join the gang in this episode as they talk about a LOT of new releases! The Salty crew will be reviewing Ghostbusters Frozen Empire, the remake of Road House on Amazon, and the first half of …

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March 25, 2024

The Core (2003) with Dr. Thomas Targett

The Salty Nerds welcome Astrophysicist Doctor Thomas Targett to the studio to talk about the upcoming Netflix series from Dan Benioff and DB Wiess (the idiots who ruined Game of Thrones), the 3 Body Problem. We're also going ...

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March 24, 2024

Starship Troopers Discourse vs. Helldivers 2

This episode of the Podcast, the Nerds are going to be talking about the odd "Starship Troopers Discourse" meta related to the release of the new videogame Helldivers 2. Jude also leads them down the crazy "Who The F*** Did …

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March 23, 2024

Roasting The SyFy DUNE Miniseries

In this episode of the Salty Nerd Podcast, the Nerds compare and contrast the SyFy Dune Miniseries to the Villeneuve Dune movies, talk about the ongoing Love Is Blind megadrama, discuss the failed Game Of Thrones plans for a ...

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March 22, 2024

David Lynch's Dune vs. Villeneuve's Dune - Which Is Better?

The Nerds debate over which version of DUNE is better - David Lynch's version from the 80s, or Denis Villeneuve's version. They also talk about their favorite show WARRIOR coming to Netflix, the Netflix version of Avatar The ...

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March 22, 2024

Jodorowsky's Dune - The Dune We ALMOST Got

Howdy Nerds! Sorry for the lack of posting lately, we've been trying to figure out our new format. In this episode we talk about avant-garde filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky and his early attempt to be the first to adapt Dune t...

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Dec. 12, 2023

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) - Whale Milk

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) Movie Review: The Salty Nerds dive into this classic story based on the novel by Jules Verne and produced by the legendary Walt Disney. Starring Kirk Douglas and James Mason, this "retro" m...

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Dec. 11, 2023

The Wedding Singer (1998) - Jude & Matt Celebration

The Nerds talk about the most romantic movie ever - The Wedding Singer, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore from 1998. Oh, and they also celebrate the marriage of Jude and Kadish! Huzzah! --- Support this podcast: ht...

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Dec. 10, 2023

Viva Las Vegas (1964) - Look Out, Man!

Viva Las Vegas (1964) Movie Review: The Salty Nerds experience the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas in 1964 in this film about a race car driver preparing for the Grand Prix while working as a waiter to pay for …

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Nov. 3, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 10 - DUMB AF! ft. Smitty's Snippets

Just when you thought Season 2 of AppleTV's Invasion couldn't get any worse, we get the season finale, which is boring, confusing, AND has nothing happen... again. One of the dumb AF finales we've ever seen. God, we hope this...

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Oct. 27, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 9 - Worst Penultimate Ever

It's the second to last episode of Invasion Season 2, and nothing happens. It's also the shortest episode. And it's very, very dumb. This is not how you do a Penultimate episode. The episode name is "Breakthrough" but the ...

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Oct. 27, 2023

ALIEN (1979) - The Cat & The Alien

The Cat was in on it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saltynerd/support

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Oct. 20, 2023

The Shining (1980) Is An Overrated Piece Of Trash

The Nerds talk about The Shining (1980) and how this beloved horror classic may actually be a bloated, pretentious, overrated, piece of trash. The table is definitely divided over what Kadish calls Stanley Kubrick's masterpie...

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Oct. 19, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 8 - Click Clacking

Trevante's brilliant plan is revealed, and he's STILL upset he's thrown in jail. Casper's crew finds the seizure kids and start drawing stuff. Monty is quickly becoming the best character in the show, and Indian Elon Musk m...

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Oct. 13, 2023

The Descent (2005)

The Salty Nerds talk about one of the most intense cave movies of all time, Neil Marshall's classic spelunking horror film - The Descent. What happens when a group of women go exploring a cave? Why, shenanigans, of course! A...

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Oct. 12, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 7

The Nerds review another episode of AppleTV's Invasion. And guess what? Nothing happens. Again. Well, stuff happens, but none of it really matters. Yes, this is the SEVENTH episode of nothing happening. Riveting TV, is it n...

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Oct. 12, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 6 - The Sex Dungeon Episode

Invasion Season 2 Episode 5 entitled "Pressure Points" is actually all about torturing the audience with three very stupid and boring story arcs rather than applying pressure to anything important. Discount Zendaya and the C...

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Oct. 12, 2023

Scream (1996)

The Salty Nerds revisit SCREAM (1996), the movie that revitalized the wanning Slasher genre of horror films, mixing in meta-awareness with tried-and-true horror tropes, and a healthy dose of Agatha Christie-style "whodunit" m...

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Sept. 29, 2023

The Expendables: Old But Gold

What happens when you get a bunch of aging action stars and MMA fighters together? You get The Expendables, of course! Who doesn't want to see your favorite action movie icons from the 80s and 90s team up with MMA …

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Sept. 28, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 5 - NOTHING HAPPENS

Just when you thought this show couldn't get more boring, Episode 5 of Season 2, entitled "A Voice From The Other Side" drops. And guess what? Nothing happens the entire episode. You might as well skip this one for as …

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Sept. 25, 2023

The Glimmer Man (1996) - Was This The Last GOOD Steven Seagal Movie???

Before his exile to direct-to-video releases, Steven Seagal used to be a movie star! And his movies were actually released in theaters. The Salty Nerds review The Glimmer Man from 1996, the last theatrical release for everyon...

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Sept. 21, 2023

Invasion Season 2 Episode 4 - They're Worse

How do you follow-up an episode that ends with shooting seven alien spaceships out of the sky with nukes? With an hour of pre-teens walking through a tunnel, of course! Episode 4 of Invasion Season 2 is called The Tunnel. …

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